What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : I'm 24.

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Tea ?

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why would a man be interested in an ordinary woman while there are very beautiful and fabulous women?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

Me : No

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Because it's month of August.

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Thank you.

Is it possible to run away from home at 16? What are some essential items to bring for survival?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Sure.

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?