What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 08:30

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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